Gnome made lots of new friends [here's Paula, Father Christmas and Alien]. He was pretty exhausted by it all and fell asleep half way through Tom Jones. He awoke with a start thinking he heard Tom sing The Green Green Arse of Gnome!!
Jane emptied a whole tent with just a small but lethal fart!!
The rest of Glastonbury has to be left to your imagination - but you'll need a good one.
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